Hey you.

Welcome.

My name is Alfredo (like the sauce) but YOU can call me Freddy like my friends do.

I've always wanted to write something, express myself, write about my life, my opinion of the world, why I always end up breaking my diet eating chocolate made desserts and my passion for collecting iTunes cards and put them in a special box with no reason. You know, the basic stuff.

Why should I read this blog?

Good question, my friend (are we friends? do you wanna be my friend? can I call you friend?) There must be a reason why you're reading this blog so let me start by saying this:

• If you're reading this blog for tips on how to make a perfect sandwich, I know about that and I can tell you the secret is: MUSTARD. Yes, mustard... I love mustard and the perfect sandwich should always have mustard in it and if you happen to be a strange human being who doesn't like mustard then, I don't know if I should still call you my friend (I'm kidding... we are still friends, right?).

• Maybe you're 10 years in the future and you found this blog because you thought it's a cooking blog or because I passed away while trying to save the planet from bad hair days or misogynists and I succeed and died in the process. Then bonjour!, How's the future? Is Kidz Bop still a thing? Is humanity still ignorant about global warming? or are you an Alien and invaded our planet and now humans are part of your crazy experiments and you are using this blog to show other aliens how crazy and problematic our minds were?...

• But if you are reading this blog just because you want to know about my life or because you want to know how I manage to get through life everyday without breaking into tears because I still haven't met Hilary Duff, then I can tell you that you just have to be positive and have a person's best friends ALWAYS with you (spoiler alert: it's not a dog): a music player and ICE CREAM. I know... Ice cream? Yes! it is never too early or too late to have a scoop (or 3 if you are a pro like me) of ice cream, ice cream is always the answer and there will always be room in your tummy for ice cream!

I don't know how many times should I blog, do I have to blog constantly? or should I stop right now because I'm talking nonsense?. I only know two things that have to happen every year constantly without a doubt: my birthday on November 6, and pancake breakfast every sunday at my house.

Did I mentioned I like music and talking about it? Yes I LOVE music and I'm really passionate about the artists that I worship and thanks to the person who invented the internet now I can find more music and share it with everyone so expect posts about music every now and then.

I like to have adventures, like that time when I was 8 years old and went to the mall and lost  my mom at the department store and panicked for about 10 VERY LONG minutes just to realize my mom was at the same spot but she was trying on a hat. Or that time I thought it would be funny/rebel to staple my tongue because I thought that was how you get a cool, cheap,  against my mother's law piercing. So expect stories of my life adventures too.

I like to talk and make videos, I use to have a YouTube channel were I made funny voiceovers to the High School Musical movies with my friends and my brother. We had over 1,000,000 views but I had to delete all my videos for copyright reasons. I really want to start my YouTube channel again staring me, but I get anxious every time I have to talk in public so let me first practice my speeches and accent with my dogs trying to convince them  that smoking is bad for your health and they should stop doing it without starting to puke in the middle of my speech  and then we'll see...

This post it's starting to feel like a tedious surprise math test on a friday so I am going to finish it by saying: Welcome and I hope your acne issues will end soon and remember to always stay positive no matter what and NEVER try to clean a hot popcorn machine with whole bottle of vinegar (we'll get to that some day).

Have an awesome life.

Freddy (dat me).